i like chainsaws and cupcakes, kitties and kalashnikovs.

November 1, 2009

  • I saw giant Lego men.

    I saw Billy Mays and his Oxyclean, Vince and his ShamWow.

    I saw a banana chasing a gorilla while screaming, “You ate my brother you bastard!!”

    I saw 20ish plastic green army men marching through Fell’s Point.

    I saw Mr T.

    I saw Zoltar in a booth, complete with working lights, a crystal ball and wheels so he could roam around Baltimore.

    I saw LOLCats and I found Waldo AND Carmen Sandiego.

    I spent most of my Birthdayoween alone, which was actually kind of nice. I did what I wanted.